HOW LIONS ARE KILLED BY COMPANIES
HOW LIONS ARE KILLED BY COMPANIES:-
hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him 65 gobi to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
however give them the same amount 65 gobi to eat
hire 200 more…. and more….
hire a lion.
Give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary.
lion dies of hunger and frustration...
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour…
he dies of unemployment…
Hire a Cat…
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion….
Polaris Method :
hire ..sorry…. purchase a lion(COSL)..
change his timings… (instead of 9 AM… change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance. (coupons etc)..
lion dies from fear of becoming CAT…
Hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat…
the lion dies before joining….
Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id.
he will die recieving stupid mails all day…!!!!
Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion…
Give him work of 3 Lions.
Tell him to work late and even on weekends…
No time for food and family, automatically die..
Hire a lion….
Take his CAMS assignment 2 times a year followed by Performance appraisals.
Ask him for lots of My Leanings on line…
Send him to Chennai/HYD/BLG; but yes don’t give him/her his/her home town.
Ask him to stay on bench for a long time or Give him/her projects .
No good food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girls Only Attitude of HR girls.
And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".
Lion dies in confusion if he is aTiger or lion…
THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST
HIRE A LION….
SEND HIM FOR TRAINING IN MYSORE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE…. KING OF THE JUNGLE!
MAKE HIM TAKE GENERIC COMPREE EXAM… LION TURNS INTO CAT
MAKE HIM TAKE STREAM COMPREE EXAM..… CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE.
SEND HIM INTO PRODUCTION WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WID HE LEARNED IN TRAINING…. MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
SEND HIM MAILS TELLING ABOUT MANDATORY CERTIFICATIONS………… MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE…
This is how IT engineers die in India. 😅😁. Dont think IT guys are enjoying they are dying