Men!! Men!! Men!!

If U advise them, they think U r dominating;😁
If U don't, U r not doing anything!😛
If they call,they r missing U;😘
If U call,U r disturbing them!😫
If they ask U anything,its their right;👍
If U ask them,U r interfering!👊
If they care,they luv U;❤
If U care,U r possessive🙎
So difficult....hats 👒off to all women who handle them every day👍!!!!!!😬

Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing 👱👨🔨😏 (For a change).

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up 🐶

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? ✈
A: Who cares??? Just throw them😜😂

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he  created woman!!! 😚 😌

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO 👽?   
A: Dont know, havnt  seen either 😂


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business😜


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 🏃
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving 🐶🚗

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? 🎁
A: Exchange him!! 😃


Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract! 😁👏

Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it!!!
✒...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one;  but if we lose a pen cap, we cannt buy love your husband, coz all Dhakkans are important 😝😝😜😜

Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...
😛 😜😜


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