Madras musings

1. _My elder brother is an irritating fellow._

   He is anna-ying.

2. _Where do dentists in Chennai practice?_

   EEE-kaatu thaangal.

3. _How did the Arctic bear slap the other one?_

   Polar polar nu.

4. _Why is Michelle Obama considered so careless?_

   Ava epome Barack ah paathutu irupa.

5. _What do you call it when your elder sister gives you a place to stay?_ 

   Akkamodation.

6. _Where did the Mallu girl go when she became angry?_

   Ava Cochinu poita. 

7. _Why was the spy staring at the sea?_

   Avan Wave paakaraan. 

8. _Why were the tourists staring at the hammer instead of sight-seeing?_

   Avanga suthi paaka vandhanga.

9. _Your friend poked you. You poked back. You've poked each other 158 times in a row._

   Pozhudhu-poke.